If you love Real Madrid, reblog this.
Critics: Oh, Ronaldo didn't score in an international match? He always chokes.
Critics: Oh, Ronaldo scored? Messi scores more.
Critics: Oh, Ronaldo doesn't take a penalty kick? He's scared and such a bad leader.
Critics: Oh, Ronaldo takes the first penalty kick? He's so arrogant.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Pirlo’s penalty > Xavi’s existence
hajdenjemacka: oh glove, you’re the best glove ever. you are always there for me and you understand me. i love you, glove. i promise you’re my best friend forever
meowssi: It’s even better because if Messi did that kiss thing Ronaldo did everyone would be talking about how funny it was and how Messi ~sure showed Ronaldo~ but if Ronaldo does it armageddon happens and acid rains down upon the earth and fires encircle all humans not double standards
Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him...
Xavi: Real Madrid guys are way to arrogant and they dont even know the word respect
Barca President: Cristiano is the Nr.12 of the Best players because the 11 best all come from Barcelona
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
The outcome of the 'group of death':
winningisouraim: Holland committed a suicide. Denmark kept fighting for life till the end. Germany, the serial killer, murdered everybody. Portugal had suffered a cardiac arrest, but made it through after all.
georginatheavenger: prettyannamoon: omg…
theepichumor: Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?